A Red Drink
March 28, 2011Vince: You’re like a blood stain on a carpet
Rayne: Red and white and rolled all over?
Vince: Wet and hard to get off.
Rayne: *looks down at himself* The wet part is correct…
Vince: *looks over instinctively* …I could have lived without seeing that.
Rayne: It’s how excited you got me. *purrs*
Vince: …Maybe you’re not so hard to get off.
Jess: More like… hard to get out.
Vince: *pushes her out the window*
Jess: Ah!
Vince: Consider it strength training. *motions to the window seal*
Rayne: *gives him a look* And if she climbs back up?
Vince: She won’t. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to finish organizing my spice rack.
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