ToV Nonsense

— About Yuri’s Namesake —

Karol: “I don’t understand Yuri…”

What’s there to understand? You just hide in the closet when two females go into a bedroom like “that”

Karol: “That”?

Yes, but if you get caught, you get a slap in the face

Karol: “Yuri is even weirder than I imagined”

Yuri: “What about me?”

— Animation Thief! —

While sneaking in, you find a mage; you grab him and make him tell you everything

However, after Yuri lets him go he swipes the book, but it’s never listened anywhere at all that you stole it. He probably will give it to Estelle later when she starts annoying him which, I don’t know about him, about a minute after she opens her mouth.

— Respectful Title? —

Yuri: What do you think, Captain Karol

Karol: Uh… I-I don’t know

Rita: I think Yuri is making a subtle insult at you

Karol: W-what?

Yuri: I think you’re misunderstanding me

— Ingredients —

Shop: We’re all out of panacea bottles

Because this naturally happens, just like being “out” of apple gels

When have you ever gone to the shop and they were like “Sorry, no more gels”

At least we learned how you make one…

We are screwed, how will we ever cure things like Stone and Paralysis?

Well, there’s Estelle…

– No Plot Holes —

“It takes a rare ingredient, and I only have one of them!”

…Then later we can mysteriously buy them in bulk.

Or so I thought… but then the game went “I know what you’re thinking… bamf!”

And it gave the game a proper reason for why the “rare” ingredient thing can actually work correctly.

— Seriously… —

Just wait game… you’re going to force me to synth every panacea bottle I ever want to buy. Well, here is too carrying around tons of individual bottles instead!

*finds a p. bottle in a chest*

…

Rambling about ToS Skits

I remember when people where like “No Zelos, Kratos” and everyone posted Regal. lol. Well, its true that hes 3rd for men. (No, Lloyd doesnt count) but I always liked Kratos then Regal as Zelos was slightly higher than Lloyd. Not that Zelos was stupid but his value system was similar if you replaced “stupid” with “spoiled rich kid disease”   …Even though theres an intersting back story on Zelos (and it redeems him if you bother doing it) and how he acts that way but hes really not a brat, just misunderstood… I dont care so much, he can act that way and keep his real self to his self. Zelos is just funny to me in the same way Lloyd is.

Regal:Men start to worry about age at 30, and women at 25.
Funny when I got that skit I was 24

From the skit where Lloyd calls Regal “Cool” even if at the end Regal is a bit insulted he went from “big brother” to “father” figure. Regal is truly mature and refined even if he’s got a fetish for bondage that I like about him

Regal: Hmm. Now that you mention it, most chefs are males.
Lloyd: Maybe it has to do with strength? Cooking is pretty labor intensive.
Regal: But if that’s the case, then women are said to be more suited for fighting.
Lloyd: What?! They are?
Regal: It’s something I’ve read. The reasoning is because women are not afraid of blood.
Lloyd: I didn’t know that. Man, women are scary. But I guess I get a little scared when there’s blood.
Regal:  Yes. Also, we mustn’t forget that some women in our group are stronger than us. We must work harder, so that we are not a burden.

 

Zelos: I was both handsome and smart. A prodigy.
Lloyd: Prod easy? You were easily prodded?
Zelos: …The fact that you’re serious is what makes you scary.

Amusing when Lloyd takes pronunciation out of context like that which happens a good few times

Sardines!

Fenrick: The bedding has been laundered as you requested my lord

Val: Good, now come with me to bed. I don’t need a sleep deprived servant who can’t serve me sardines whenever I want them

Fenrick: If that is my lord’s desire, then it is as you command. All is for my lord

SJ Soft Toy

Jess: Why do you have to wear such complicated clothes? Ahh! *working on making the folds in his cape thingy*

Mastema: *looks at her*

Jess: Lu slapped you for your crimes of fashion! Well, not really, you don’t see things the same

Mastema: I used to and we were close

Jess: *hastily* Me to… *pauses* I think… *blushes lightly and goes back to work*

Vaerial: Me three~ *floats by drunk with his book on his head*

Mastema *stares after him*

Jess: Old partner *says as Vaerial floats by dramatically on one leg* New partner! *tackles Mastema who growls in surprise then purrs at her, drawing a hand in her hair*

Vaerial: I object to that!

Jess: You can’t

Vaerial: Why not?

Jess: Because… I can’t put master in the book so you have to be the partner and the one I stole from, only to reunite with you later and we become partners in wacky Bonnie and Clyde adventures

Vaerial: A bunny named Clyde?

Jess: No, I mean that we cause trouble and mischief in the netherworld *evil laugh*

Mastema: *laughs evilly as well*

Jess: Exactly. Just like master and me go around sexually arousing people while drinking their blood for our own amusement

Mastema: *purrs*

Vaerial: *writes that down in his memory book* Got it *spins off like a Prinny*

Cat House Murder

Jess: We’re demons; we don’t go around solving murder mysteries

Vaerial: But it’s the Prince

Jess: And I care because….?

Vaerial: You’re a demon

Jess: Need I remind you we both got cursed by him, horribly so *pauses to look at him* unless you count losing your mind and becoming an alcoholic an enriching experience

Vaerial: Keep my mind out of this *holds his book close*

Jess: I would if we didn’t need it

Vaerial: Back to solving this murder mystery

Jess: If you give me *one* good reason why I should help you I will

Vaerial: Because you owe me?

Jess: *ponders that*

Vaerial: And because it can help you find Rayne

Jess: *crosses her arms over her chest* Why would I want to find him?

Vaerial: *avoids answering that* There’s also a sweet reward that may include things like power, money and status!

Jess: I can’t obtain power that way, two I could care less about money and three I don’t need status as that just makes me annoyed with people trying to kill me. Have you ever *tried* to get a bodyguard in this place? Even they want to kill you and usurp your power

Vaerial: No wonder he cursed and banished us…

Jess: Is that all you got?

Vaerial: Other than the burning need to urinate, that’s it

Jess: I’d tell you to see a doctor for that but then he’d cut it off

Vaerial: And I still need it

Jess: But you’re an eunuch

Vaerial: Don’t question a man’s part, you should know as you have one

Jess: *purrs deeply* I can’t argue with you there and as you’ve somehow become my master in a strange sense of irony it seems I have to go along with your plans

Vaerial: Good

Jess: So, what’s your lead?

Vaerial: Rayne killed the Prince and took his head off to Heaven

Jess: How is that a murder mystery when you already know who did it?

Vaerial: …I hadn’t thought of that

Jess: And this is my wonderful master’s mind at work

Half an Hour Distraction

Jess: You’re an angel of pirates!

Rumerial: Not sure if I like that or not…

Jess: *hands her an eye patch*

Rumerial: *looks at it and hands it to Master*

Master: Ooo… *puts it on*

Jess: Now you look sillier than those masks

Master: *pouts* But… now I’m a one eyed monster

Jess: So many images right now *hands her a blindfold* How about that?

Rumerial: I’d have to be an unconventional pirate *hands the blindfold to Master*

Master: *puts it on*

Jess: Did you leave the eye patch on

Master: I knew I was forgetting something *removes the blindfold and the eye patch then puts the blindfold on*

Jess: You need eye holes – like the paper machine! I mean paper mache

Rumerial: *laughs*

Jess: Wearing a paper machine… well on your head. That’ll be heavy *puts her printer on his head*

Master: *just looks up at it curiously, and pokes at it* Ah, it’s got my finger!

Jess: *laughing and pulls it from his head* You attacked it first

Master: I was curious, it’s a curiosity poke

Jess: Already you make a good pirate

Master: They randomly attack paper machines first?

Jess: Well, the attack and board ships first and you surprised you can see with that on

Master: It’s why my finger got stuck

Jess: What else is pirate like?

Rumerial: I won’t concede to wooden limbs

Jess: *looks at Master*

Master: But… I like limbs

Jess: Other peoples!

Master: Mmm…

Jess: Don’t eat my limbs! *pause* Okay you can but gently

Master: *licks her hand*

Jess: Wooden limbs are out. What’s next?

Master: Parrots

Jess: *looks at Rumerial*

Rumerial: I’m not a bird *looks behind her* That sort of bird.

Jess: *places Master on her shoulder*

Master: What are you doing, girl?

Jess: That won’t work either *places him off and to the ground*

Rumerial: He’s heavy

Master: I put on weight!?

Jess: Now you have to go on a diet

Master: But… blood is so delicious

Jess: Now its artificial blood for you

Master: *pouts*

Jess: Okay, how about just staying away from angel blood?

Master: It’s fattening…

Jess: And tasty!

Master: Like cheesecake!

Jess: Hmm…

Rumerial: Don’t they have swords?

Jess: Swords are overrated

Master: Whips are in

Jess: It’s a man’s weapon!

Rumerial: That’s a drill

Jess: Big drills…

Rumerial: You keep going and going… forward

Jess: You’re watching me play!

Master: I watch you do everything, girl

Jess: Everything?

Master: Mmm… yes

Jess: Even when I cuddled you last night

Master: I was there

Jess: I would hope so

Rumerial: I could just drive a ship with tablecloth sails

Jess: They wouldn’t hold up in the wind for long

Rumerial: Unless you soaked them in water first

Jess: I never thought about that

Rumerial: I’m your Mistress!

Jess: What? When?

Master: That was random

Rumerial: And here you thought you were the crazy one

Master: Mmm, I still am

Jess: You tell me what to do

Master: Okay

Jess: Not you, her

Rumerial: Yes, of course and that’s why we are having this conversation

Jess: It’s kind of long

Master: As long as me

Jess: Really!?

Master: Really!?

Jess: This isn’t Simon says

Master: Who’s Simon

Jess: I don’t know but you better do what he says

Master: Or?

Jess: …You lose

Master: *looks alarmed*

Jess: The game!

Master: I lost it!

Jess: Your mind, yes

Master: Mmm, good

Rumerial: Is that really a good thing

Master: I don’t know, is it?

Jess: It’s what makes you loveable

Master: I’m loved!? *looks alarmed again*

Jess: By your master!

Master: I thought I was

Jess: Okay you are

Master: I thought we were partners

Jess: You can be both

Master: ….

Jess: Come on, please!

Master: *still thinking about it*

Jess: At least you’re thinking about it *leans in and kisses his cheek*

Random Conversation

Why are you making the “evil stay away” cross at me?

I’m not, I’m making the finger cross “hope and praying” sign

I can’t see your fingers to know that

Then you’ll just have to trust that I’m doing what I said I am.

Just add demon seed

…Why aren’t you eating the noddles I made you?

I tried, but when I ate some I was beset with morning sickness

*looks at her*

Congraduations, I’m pregant with your child and all it took was feeding me soup

*looks down at her* But you have a man part

Its why I had to eat the soup

A Red Drink

Vince: You’re like a blood stain on a carpet

Rayne: Red and white and rolled all over?

Vince: Wet and hard to get off.

Rayne: *looks down at himself* The wet part is correct…

Vince: *looks over instinctively* …I could have lived without seeing that.

Rayne: It’s how excited you got me. *purrs*

Vince: …Maybe you’re not so hard to get off.

Jess: More like… hard to get out.

Vince: *pushes her out the window*

Jess: Ah!

Vince: Consider it strength training. *motions to the window seal*

Rayne: *gives him a look* And if she climbs back up?

Vince: She won’t. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to finish organizing my spice rack.

I’m not Billy…

Vince’s other half is named Billy, until I get another name. At least it’s not “John”

Billy: No! Listen to me, Billy.

Vince: But my name’s not Billy… *pouts*

Billy: It doesn’t matter what your name is… for I am your dad and am therefore the smartest person who will ever talk down to you, because I created you with my bodily fluids.

Vince: That’s disgusting.

Billy: Also you like girls.

Vince: I told you, I’m not straight

Billy: Hey, shut up, you don’t know anything about me

Rayne: He is you, he knows everything about you.

Vince: He is the straight one!

Rayne: He’s you!

Vince: He is the straight one… *folds his arms and pouts*

Rayne: You know… I really have to wonder about this… talking to your other self; I don’t think it’s healthy

Billy: He is the straight one!

Vince: I am not, that’s you

Rayne: I did not have twins.

Billy: He never wanted you, see that’s a confession.

Vince: Did you just say you were my father? Going into detail about your naughty bits?

Billy: It would explain why I’m the smart one.

Vince: You are just the representation of my core unacceptance to be a sex demon and screw anyone I fancy. Which I won’t, by the way…

Billy: And you are the handsome yet pouty demonic wife who I come home and beat… all night long.

Rayne: This one sided conversation is both interesting and disturbing at the same time. Just so you know.

Billy: With my sausage.

Vince: Shut up.

Rayne: I hope that isn’t directed to me

Billy: In the bed

Vince: Oh you both are impossible.